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IRC Fun

Went back to blk 72 for a steamboat dinner - a prelude to cny? ok whatever, great time.... food....ermmm... ok lah..... after steamboat, we lo-hei(ed) ....yummy yum yum, i'm a big big fan of yu sheng, its probably my fave food during cny.......bunked in kah shing's sis; room -- that is my old room! heehee.... well, even so, the room dun look quite familiarto me liao, despite me having stayed there for the past 1.5 yrs..... u see, the decor is somewhat different, with my (ex) desk shifted, lesser barang barang, cds, photos, poster on the wall.....plus...much cleaner! hmmmm....the room seems well-taken care of...... but haiz....... the feeling is juz not there anymore.....


then at midnite, went over to gi's new room..... she was in di's room, which is right beside hers.....GUESS WHAT THEY WERE DOING?! chatting on irc, cheating desperados.... armed with a sexy babelicious nick (lacyjessi), their mission was to lure sex-hungry men and fool'em.....heehee...... they've been inspired by this post in someone's blog and apparently this someone is a guy who kinda tried and tested the different response one receives by using two diff nick, first, a guy's name or something like that, then "rachel" i think...... so obviously this guy's nick dun get any person to chat except for an assh*le, then he changed his nick to rachel, then guess what? its da assh*le again, not knowing this rachel is da same person he had juz tokked to.......


by the time i went to di's room, the 2 had already been chatting with some ppl...... with a sexy nick, msgs from guys juz came flooding their irc window....most are guys, oh shall i repeat, sex hungry, lustful guys and a lesbian. they asked for photos, "open chat", sex, even SM blah blah blah....... u gotta see how we fooled these dumbass..... from feigning


a) tender young innocent 16 yr old (haha, when asked if SHE's a virgin, our reply were: i dunno, but last yr during sch camp, a boy slept beside me, so dunno if i'm still considered one....)


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b) a 23 yr-old waiting for her HIV test report.... Man this is funny, this guy (who has a penchant for sm, leather gear) was asking to meet up, asking for SM sex and we thought it'll be fun to let him know that this 23 yr old darling is waiting for her report, and even asked him to go collect it with her when they meet up. Then he said:"dun worry, i clean clean", and hah! HER reply was "but i'm afraid i'm not, i dun wanna harm you" and when knowing that SHE could be HIV +ve, he quickly assured (himself, i think) that he was only looking for SM partner, and not interested in sex. Guess what, this assh*le fleet after our attempts to ask for his hp no. he was scared! hey man, weren't u the one who repeatedly asked for HER no?


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c) a gal living in jb. This sg guy was looking for a one-nite-stand and even wanted to go all the way to jb juz for a fling with HER. when we said SHE could actually go to sg , he stupidly suggested that they could go eat something before doing it and that he'll get her home by 5 am. SHE asked if he had a car so they could have some backseat fun but he only has a bike, but said he could drive his father's merc (if ur dad so rich, i suppose u can afford to go geylang for fun what, why go for free ONS? cheapskate.) so this ger had to consider first what, and while doing so, desperado kept urging Quick, how? no time liao...... haha, i guess he was scared that minus away his travel time and so on, he wouldn't have enuff time to romp with HER....haha.... in the end, thinking its immoral to fake a venue and make him go there and wait for nothing, we decided that SHE is not interested in him and SHE dun like motor and prefers BM......hahaha....


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d) a tanned, healthy shotput thrower and a weight lifting competition participant. This TALL and TANNED,WELL-BUILT Guy (TTWBG) was looking for a serious gf who SHOULD also be tanned and healthy-looking, u know, those sport-loving kind. So we decided that SHE is what he wants. A tanned shotput thrower. (u know shotput throwers are often bigger in built). And to add on, SHE is abt to take part in the national weight-lifting competition. TTWBG must be thinking "fuck, i meant tanned, healthy-looking, SLENDER GIRLS (THSG). weightlifters and shotputters not included" and he fleet.


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e) and many others.


HAHAHAHA...... i nvr knew irc could be this fun..... but nope, i wun take the trouble to go d/l it juz to trick ppl again.... haha..... to me, irc shall juz remain as a clean channel where i used to have fun chatting with my schmates...... parents shud take note lah, with so many beasty ppl with ulterior motives lurking ard, their naive young kids are in danger. I wun say much abt ey adults though, they're old enuff to think for themselves.... and good luck to the motor-guy and da SM-seeker, pray that ur next prey is real clean and stoopid enuff to be meeting u up. and may TTWBG find his tan, healthy-looking, Slender girl whom i hope is karate expert who'll karate-chop him when she discovers his infidelity (possibly yet another hunt for a more gentle THSG). What a cruel world!